Songtext:
Get up early in the morning, going to the store
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war
Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box
I'll try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot It's
the cereal war
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs
The soggies will never get
Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war
Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box
I'll try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot It's
the cereal war
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs
The soggies will never get
Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?
