Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh

Walking down the street, something caught my eye,
A growing epidemic, that really ain’t fly
This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt,
Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front

I could see her uterus Her pants was too tight
She mustn’t own panties, there were none in sight
She walked right by, the poor woman didn’t know,
She had a frontal wedgie, a Cameltoe

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

Girl that gotta hurt, take some time and adjust
Can’t you see people staring, and making a fuss?
Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl? Cuz it’s eating your pants

So you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
And public put it on an x-rated show,
Grossing people out with your cameltoe

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

First something, by the looks of things
These girls have forgotten how to dress
A little too quick wearing pull from the shorts
And it’s causing me much distress
(Whomp there it is all right) in the front
Everybody come get a good look
I could see everything through the panty cling
Every cranny and every nook

Better something before you step out side
Check your area that’s pubic
Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like Rubik
Take words of advice, it’s not very nice,
Gunna put you all in the know
Girls don’t sleep don’t let your pants creep,
Watch out for the camel toe

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out