Excuse me can you help me straighten out my head?
I got a new friend by the name of Mr Z

Well what's wrong with that, don't ya like what you see?

Hmm If I had a choice yo I'd rather be me
You see he's kinda not like a kinda average kinda guy
Kinda say what make ya kinda say why
Did you see that what he did to his cat
It's all big and fat and now it wears caps
(Here we go again)

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Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day tryin' to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does down the street
Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini but he's six foot four
Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore

Yo you gotta sit back relax while I hit you with a tale
Of a guy who would try but he's always gonna fail
M I S T E R Z
He doesn't realise that it wasn't really meant to be
Him up at the top, he never wanna stop
The fool in the pool doin' a big belly flop
Now even sunbathing he could never get it right
Cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night
(Here we go again)

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