Songtext:
Betty Bunion was a strange little fish
She could teach a boy a thing or two
Just grab an ankle and you can make a wish
And she can fly you to the moon
Sweet Sally Seagull was a gypsy and a tramp
I wouldn't know but I've been told
Once you get in there it's a little cold and damp
Ain't the kinda woman you can hold
To the left and to the right
Nothing in between
Out of mind and outta sight
Lost inside a dream
Mother Mary Maple's been sleeping with the lord
Never seen a woman so confused
If you should ask me I'd say that she was bored
Never seen a bible so abused
To the left and to the right
Nothing in between
Out of mind and outta sight
Lost inside a dream
Penelope the Pirate was a pin ball machine
She had two triggers on her hips
You could play her all night and never find the seam
Just make sure the balance never tips
She could teach a boy a thing or two
Just grab an ankle and you can make a wish
And she can fly you to the moon
Sweet Sally Seagull was a gypsy and a tramp
I wouldn't know but I've been told
Once you get in there it's a little cold and damp
Ain't the kinda woman you can hold
To the left and to the right
Nothing in between
Out of mind and outta sight
Lost inside a dream
Mother Mary Maple's been sleeping with the lord
Never seen a woman so confused
If you should ask me I'd say that she was bored
Never seen a bible so abused
To the left and to the right
Nothing in between
Out of mind and outta sight
Lost inside a dream
Penelope the Pirate was a pin ball machine
She had two triggers on her hips
You could play her all night and never find the seam
Just make sure the balance never tips
