Sam you say you're my friend, but your ways I just don't like
Sam you say you're my friend, but your ways I just don't like
Soon as I leave my home, you're tryin' to bite me in my back

Now Sam you're not my friend, and my home you better stop hangin' 'round
Sam you're not my friend, and my home you better stop hangin' 'round
Cause I paid for your coffin, and I mean that you're graveyard bound

Sam if you want a woman go get one, and let my wife alone
Sam if you want a woman go get one, and let my wife alone
Cause if I would catch you with my wife, you're hellbound sure as I'm born

Sam a real man can't live happy, for no good man like you
Sam a real man can't live happy, for no good man like you
You're tryin' to wreck my family, and some other man's family too

Sam I thought you was my friend, I thought you just was swell
Sam I thought you was my friend, I thought you was just too swell
Sam I wanna give you a vacation, that's a round-trip ticket to hell