Songtext:
Ah, good evening Mr Day, 2 4 dinner?
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back
Oh, I'm sorry sir, those are all taken
Jerome
I think maybe we can arrange it Mr Day
Thank U so much
(Oh Morris, was that necessary?)
Jerome
(OK, OK, I'm sorry)
Right this way sir
U know, this is an exciting establishment U have here
What I wouldn't give 4 a broken bottle
I can't hear U, what'd U say?
I said I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"
Mm hmm
Cocktails before dinner?
Yes, 2 pina coladas
(Make mine a virgin)
OK, will U be having a virgin as well?
Yes! 4 dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it
Say, do U know how 2 do "The Walk?"
Why certainly, everyone can do "The Walk"
Well honey, why don't U just walk your ass 2 the other side of the room?
Fuck U 2
Ah my dear, it's rough at the top
Jerome, ehem, get your pad and pencil
I think it's gonna be kinda right
If my judge of character's correct
It's gonna be by the letter 2night
Now stop me when I get 2 17
Excuse me, baby
I bet U didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did U?
But it looks like I'm gonna have 2 buy the whole thing and fire that man
May I taste that?
Excuse me
That's kinda weak
Here, try mine
U know
Good God!
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac
Excuse me
U look so lovely 2night
Why thank U
Probably even better under exotic red lights
I wish U could see my home, it's, it's so exciting
In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed
Really?
Mm hmm
It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts
We could have breakfast in bed
Oh!
I I have an Italian cook
Jerome SaSagagagracci or something like that
It's funny, your eyes when U stare at me like that
It causes my my stomach 2 quiver
Oh Lord!
Do U like diamonds?
Mm hmm!
Yeah?
Yeah!
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on
Wow!
My God darling, it fits
U must have strong hands
But they're so soft
Like the oils in my morning bath
(Somebody help me)
Darling?
Yes
I'm not usually so forward, but
Would U like 2 make love 2 me?
I I could make it so nice
Do U know what is meant by the words, uhh
I hate 2 use them, they're they're so harsh, American
U know what I mean?
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words
The words, "Chili Sauce"
Oh Lord!
U know, I haven't made love in so long
But with U, I know it would be just like riding a bike
I'd remember everything I've ever learned
Baby, if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can
(Morris)
Yeah
(17)
Oh, um
What's it gonna be, baby?
Chili Sauce
Oh Lord
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back
Oh, I'm sorry sir, those are all taken
Jerome
I think maybe we can arrange it Mr Day
Thank U so much
(Oh Morris, was that necessary?)
Jerome
(OK, OK, I'm sorry)
Right this way sir
U know, this is an exciting establishment U have here
What I wouldn't give 4 a broken bottle
I can't hear U, what'd U say?
I said I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"
Mm hmm
Cocktails before dinner?
Yes, 2 pina coladas
(Make mine a virgin)
OK, will U be having a virgin as well?
Yes! 4 dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it
Say, do U know how 2 do "The Walk?"
Why certainly, everyone can do "The Walk"
Well honey, why don't U just walk your ass 2 the other side of the room?
Fuck U 2
Ah my dear, it's rough at the top
Jerome, ehem, get your pad and pencil
I think it's gonna be kinda right
If my judge of character's correct
It's gonna be by the letter 2night
Now stop me when I get 2 17
Excuse me, baby
I bet U didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did U?
But it looks like I'm gonna have 2 buy the whole thing and fire that man
May I taste that?
Excuse me
That's kinda weak
Here, try mine
U know
Good God!
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac
Excuse me
U look so lovely 2night
Why thank U
Probably even better under exotic red lights
I wish U could see my home, it's, it's so exciting
In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed
Really?
Mm hmm
It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts
We could have breakfast in bed
Oh!
I I have an Italian cook
Jerome SaSagagagracci or something like that
It's funny, your eyes when U stare at me like that
It causes my my stomach 2 quiver
Oh Lord!
Do U like diamonds?
Mm hmm!
Yeah?
Yeah!
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on
Wow!
My God darling, it fits
U must have strong hands
But they're so soft
Like the oils in my morning bath
(Somebody help me)
Darling?
Yes
I'm not usually so forward, but
Would U like 2 make love 2 me?
I I could make it so nice
Do U know what is meant by the words, uhh
I hate 2 use them, they're they're so harsh, American
U know what I mean?
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words
The words, "Chili Sauce"
Oh Lord!
U know, I haven't made love in so long
But with U, I know it would be just like riding a bike
I'd remember everything I've ever learned
Baby, if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can
(Morris)
Yeah
(17)
Oh, um
What's it gonna be, baby?
Chili Sauce
Oh Lord
