Songtext:
It's 8 O'clock and you're still in bed,
The aspirin won't stop that pounding in your head
Your stomach's doing backflips and your mouth is dry
You don't feel strong enough to open your eyes
Never touch another drop!
'Cause you can't admit that you can't stop
Get up! you're late for work
Your wife is getting fed up she says: "You're acting like a jerk!"
You're feeling like a glob of slime fermenting in the sewer
"5 more minutes" you can't be late again
OK, now you slithered from your cave
Feel your way,
Shit, shower and shave
The seat is cold as ice,
the shower hot as piss
The bloody tissue on your face
Might as well be on your wrists
The aspirin won't stop that pounding in your head
Your stomach's doing backflips and your mouth is dry
You don't feel strong enough to open your eyes
Never touch another drop!
'Cause you can't admit that you can't stop
Get up! you're late for work
Your wife is getting fed up she says: "You're acting like a jerk!"
You're feeling like a glob of slime fermenting in the sewer
"5 more minutes" you can't be late again
OK, now you slithered from your cave
Feel your way,
Shit, shower and shave
The seat is cold as ice,
the shower hot as piss
The bloody tissue on your face
Might as well be on your wrists
