Announcer: Hi out there This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to WANK
This evening I've got someone really interesting
He's over from old England and his name is Robbie Williams

Rob: Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins

Announcer: Great, Right On, you know we've been hearing about this
boy band that was really big over there
Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie?

Rob: First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place
but to answer your question I can't really answer it I suppose it was a bit like this

Ha

Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah

Services for Britain
Pouncing like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
(It works out sometimes it's funny Being stupid makes you lots of money)

Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaners wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

Come on wife
It looks as if you need a good feeding