You've never seen what I could do
Like run a mile and jump hoops too
And ruin everything for you
Could make me smile if you want to

Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
Between the shit and the shovel,
The ass lick and the grovel and God
Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!

And everything you do
To make me happy but you could
Make me jump and spin Loops too
And crack a smile in front of you

Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
Between the shit and the shovel,
The ass lick and the grovel and God
Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!

You know I hate it when you cry
It makes me want to burn your eyes
Out with a poker every time
And chase my tail to make you smile

Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
Between the shit and the shovel,
The ass lick and the grovel and God
Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!

Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
Between the shit and the shovel,
The ass lick and the grovel and God
Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!