Songtext:
One day I went to get Wade
But Wade was at the diner drinking beer
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register
I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big
And I drink out of pee-pee cups Pee-pee cups Pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate
Not really, I'm just trying to copy David
But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley
But Wade was at the diner drinking beer
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register
I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big
And I drink out of pee-pee cups Pee-pee cups Pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate
Not really, I'm just trying to copy David
But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley
