Songtext:
My Girl's got a really big forehead
My girl's only got four toes
She knows I'm as good as she'll get
She always knows
My girl's got a shiny tuxedo
She frowns every time I smile
She knows that she'll always be there though
She always knows
(chorus)
She's got a motor car
She knows it can go fast
It drives remote control
She's too slow
My friends say she's got a great hairpiece
He says she's a waste of time
She says that her name is Clarice
I don't mind
(chorus)
My girl says that I should get out more
I spend too much time alone
I've marred her precious ego
Half of which is silicone
(chorus)
My life's got a bad sense of humour
My girl's got a mouth full of teeth
She smiles every time I go near her
My name is Keith
My name is Keith
My name is Keith
My name is Keith
My girl's only got four toes
She knows I'm as good as she'll get
She always knows
My girl's got a shiny tuxedo
She frowns every time I smile
She knows that she'll always be there though
She always knows
(chorus)
She's got a motor car
She knows it can go fast
It drives remote control
She's too slow
My friends say she's got a great hairpiece
He says she's a waste of time
She says that her name is Clarice
I don't mind
(chorus)
My girl says that I should get out more
I spend too much time alone
I've marred her precious ego
Half of which is silicone
(chorus)
My life's got a bad sense of humour
My girl's got a mouth full of teeth
She smiles every time I go near her
My name is Keith
My name is Keith
My name is Keith
My name is Keith
