Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got a feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs
Clowns to left of me jokers to the right here am I stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face losing control, I'm all over the place
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say, please, please
Stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? I don't think that I can take it anymore
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say, please, please
Stuck in the middle with you, yes I'm stuck in the middle with you