Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor
With an empty bottle of JD still clasped in my hand
My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air
But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

I looked up and down, and all around
People stopped to stare
I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care
It's just not fair, what a nightmare
Wish I had a spare, but I don't

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

What could've happened with it?
I hear them all there laughing
Hiding myself in the dark
I hope nobody saw the skidmark

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

I was about to give up
I was about to go home
When I saw my pair of BVDs laying there by the phone
i knew that they were mine
I saw that they were fine, but I was still drunk and naked
Everybody laughed and everybody screamed---

Has anyone,has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

where did it go