Songtext:
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Bob Harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
FZ:
"One of, one of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this particular place, because it has - it has a stage that is conducive to, how you say in the trade, audience participation Now if there's one thing that I really like, it's, uh, audience participation Now listen I gotta figure out something that I can, uh - do you think we should have another dance contest tonight? Oh, hey - the injured person dance contest Ah, well, let's seeAwright, I'll tell you what we're going to do Here's a, here's a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety, aw-righty, hey Okay"
BUTCH:
"You are great, man - you are great You are the best, baby Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm'"
FZ:
"All right, now wait a minute - what's your name? Hey, hey - what's your name?"
BUTCH:
"Butch"
FZ:
"Awright, the dynamic Butch Here's, here's a girl that wants to dance with Butch What's your name?"
LENA:
"Lena"
FZ:
"What?"
LENA:
"Lena"
FZ:
"Lena, meet Butch Okay, Lena and Butch, couple number one Heh heh Okay, let's see - that guy there, with histhat - that one there with the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this one - no, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait well, you're - actually, you're very nice, though Would you like to come up here? Okay, but d'you think you can behave yourself? You, you're sure you can behave yourself? Okay, what's your name?"
GUY:
"Tom, man (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc)"
GUY:
"Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc"
FZ:
"Awright, now wait a minute Awright, awright, now wait"
GUY:
"(mumble, mmf) Ugliness! Ugliness!"
OTHER GUY:
"Frank, you're my buddy! Arrgh, mmf"
FZ:
"Awright, wait a minute, wait a minute I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just want to tell you somethin' - there's more of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out Now"
GUY (BUTCH?):
"Will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe?"
FZ:
"Sure All right, now you - he wants to get his girlfriend - go get your girlfriend"
GIRL:
"Hey Zap!"
FZ:
"Good to see you again"
GIRL:
"Squeak!"
FZ:
"I know"
GUY:
"I ain't no fucking queer"
FZ:
"All right, now look, here's what we're going to do Awright Now This - they'll be mashed, I'll save them, I'll save them for later"
GUY:
"I'm not a fucking queer"
FZ:
"This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he's not a queer He's not queer, he's not queer Awright, and now You are going to dance, like you've never danced before"
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Bob Harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
FZ:
"One of, one of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this particular place, because it has - it has a stage that is conducive to, how you say in the trade, audience participation Now if there's one thing that I really like, it's, uh, audience participation Now listen I gotta figure out something that I can, uh - do you think we should have another dance contest tonight? Oh, hey - the injured person dance contest Ah, well, let's seeAwright, I'll tell you what we're going to do Here's a, here's a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety, aw-righty, hey Okay"
BUTCH:
"You are great, man - you are great You are the best, baby Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm'"
FZ:
"All right, now wait a minute - what's your name? Hey, hey - what's your name?"
BUTCH:
"Butch"
FZ:
"Awright, the dynamic Butch Here's, here's a girl that wants to dance with Butch What's your name?"
LENA:
"Lena"
FZ:
"What?"
LENA:
"Lena"
FZ:
"Lena, meet Butch Okay, Lena and Butch, couple number one Heh heh Okay, let's see - that guy there, with histhat - that one there with the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this one - no, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait well, you're - actually, you're very nice, though Would you like to come up here? Okay, but d'you think you can behave yourself? You, you're sure you can behave yourself? Okay, what's your name?"
GUY:
"Tom, man (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc)"
GUY:
"Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc"
FZ:
"Awright, now wait a minute Awright, awright, now wait"
GUY:
"(mumble, mmf) Ugliness! Ugliness!"
OTHER GUY:
"Frank, you're my buddy! Arrgh, mmf"
FZ:
"Awright, wait a minute, wait a minute I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just want to tell you somethin' - there's more of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out Now"
GUY (BUTCH?):
"Will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe?"
FZ:
"Sure All right, now you - he wants to get his girlfriend - go get your girlfriend"
GIRL:
"Hey Zap!"
FZ:
"Good to see you again"
GIRL:
"Squeak!"
FZ:
"I know"
GUY:
"I ain't no fucking queer"
FZ:
"All right, now look, here's what we're going to do Awright Now This - they'll be mashed, I'll save them, I'll save them for later"
GUY:
"I'm not a fucking queer"
FZ:
"This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he's not a queer He's not queer, he's not queer Awright, and now You are going to dance, like you've never danced before"
